Hockey Joke
April 12, 2007
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Maple Leafs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Maple Leafs fans too. Not really knowing what a Maple Leafs fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception…a little girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
“Because I’m not a Maple Leafs fan!” she reports.
“Then,” asks the teacher, “What are you?”
“I’m a proud Rangers fan!” the girl proudly said.
The teacher is a little perturbed now…her face slightly red. She asks Lori why she is a Rangers fan.
“Well, my daddy and mommy are Rangers fans…so I’m a Rangers fan too!” she responds.
The teacher is angry now. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your mommy was a moron and your daddy was an idiot…what would you be then?”
Lori smiles and says…
“Then I’d be a Maple Leafs fan!”
GO RANGERS!
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